Chris Benoit Was Sort of on ‘Roids

benoit Chris Benoit Was Sort of on Roids

But evidently, they weren’t enough to make him go apeshit and kill his kid and wife, so we’re back to square one. Us Magazine reports that he was on testosterone, painkillers, and anti-anxiety drugs when he bodyslammed his child to death and strangled his wife before hanging himself.

Not only that, but Benoit’s wife, Nancy, was on hydrocodone and Xanax, and Chris’s son’s body also contained high levels of Xanax.

Yet the amount of testosterone in Benoit’s body was not enough to get him into a Roid Rage, so for now, police are more or less stumped as to why Benoit went apeshit. I’m going to go ahead and side with Occam’s Razor and assume that Benoit was a stupid, insane asshole whose life of constant simulated violence and drugs turned him into a fuckhead murderer. That, or this is all just a ploy to trick his enemy Macho Man Randy Savage into thinking he’s dead, so a week from now Benoit can rise from the grave and duel him in a NO-HOLDS-BARRED CAGE MATCH IN PURGATORY. OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEUH!

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