Whoopsies!

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Looks like he’s not a hero after all — WWE pulled all of its Chris Benoit tributes from TV and the Internet after it was discovered that, instead of the deaths resulting from some horrible accident or murder by an outside party, Chris Benoit strangled his wife and suffocated his child, then hanged himself.

District Attorney Scott Ballard called the murder of the seven year old child “bizarre,” and CNN is already blaiming “roid rage” for the deaths. Still, WWE reports that the evidence found at the crime scene involves “deliberation, not rage,” meaning that one of two possibilities exist:

1. Chris Benoit went apeshit insane

2. Chris Benoit was a fucking asshole

Either way, WWE fans can now stop typing poorly-constructed sentences in tribute of what a “hero” he was.

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